READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
