i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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