"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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