You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Dicks are not precious.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Randomize
