first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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