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Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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