Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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