he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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