I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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