just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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