I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
40s are totally the cure
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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