I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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