farters have to be the big spoon...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
the liver wants what the liver wants
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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