I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
