Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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