I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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