I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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