..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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