belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Say something about gay babies.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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