i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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