OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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