Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
