sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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