I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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