Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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