I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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