his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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