This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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