Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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