i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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