I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You pole danced in your parka.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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