There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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