you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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