waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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