Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I didn't notice because vodka
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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