New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm bleeding and have questions
I know her cup size but not her name....
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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