Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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