Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
