just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Too much gin, very little bucket
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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