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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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