I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
His hands were made for my vagina.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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