apparently the secret to your success is patron
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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