everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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