I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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