You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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