I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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