She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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