like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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