I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Randomize
