You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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