I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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