my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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