i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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